Oh no, not again!

SEE: The horrified expressions as Nels Cline invades the shores of Japan!

HEAR: The gasps of terror as Nels-zilla foists his Jazzmaster on the unsuspecting Japanese public!

SMELL: The  stimulating aromatic combination of printer's ink and soy sauce!

That's right, true believers, Mark Rappaport of Japan's "Music Magazine" has named "The Giant Pin" as the best jazz album of 2004! Domo Arigato, Mr. Rappaporto.